Say each word in a monotonous low voice for full effect of David)
Fish.
Lamb.
Fish.
Lamb.
Fish.
Lamb.
Heart
Attack.
Ice Cream.
Bombarino's.
(Oversized
Freckles.)
Floor.
Pole.
Fingers.
David.
Tiles.
Table.
SHIMMY SHIMMY SHIMMY.
Palm.
Thumb.
Bridie.
Bar.
David.
Floor.
Water.
Marni.
4am FINISH!.
4:30 am HOME.
Stupid
Wedding.
Loud
Music.
Drunk
Footballers.
Super
Drunk
Bearded
Guy
Exposed
Himself
Ew.
He
Had
A
Gross
Beard.
Receptionist
Crashed
Party
lol.
Lots
Of
Alcohol.
Football.
Adam.

Well That was my night at work in so many words.
It was a very very very very long LATE night, ending in a 4am finish meaning that I got home at 4:30am and then after making myself some food, 5am bedtime so that was interesting I then slept on until 2pm Sunday and so here I am, still drunk with fatigue writing to you all about my interesting night. It was quite a big wedding with a lot of footballers, one evidently with a very gross beard ending up exceedingly drunk and exposing himself and apparently the day before had been chasing a cassowary around with a stick trying to hit it :( Also there was a guy (whom I didn't see) who had to be taken to hospital after suffering a heart Attack on our pool deck. Nice. The Bride and Groom decided that they did not want a wedding cake so we had to take trays of Ice Cream and Bombarino's around to the guests. Fun. We would walk up to a guest and say;
Me: Would you like a Magnum and a Bombarino?
Guest: An Ice Cream and a what???
Me: A Bombarino
Guest: A What?
Me: An over sized freckle
Guest: Ooooohhhhhhh Freckles!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: * sigh*